Giddy Up!
Where do my ideas come from? Now you can peek under the hood. Giddy Up! is my nascent ideas, galloping freely across the page on Kristen’s Carousel.
Where do my ideas come from? Now you can peek under the hood. Giddy Up! is my nascent ideas, galloping freely across the page on Kristen’s Carousel.
Kristen Paulson-Nguyen / Giddy Up! / homeschooling /
I’ve already spoken to my husband about his texts, but maybe he wasn’t listening, because today I got another one. “Can you help Lily with her French & Spanish, she was scared to ask you.” It’s 3:40 on a Friday and I’m struggling to finish my writing work. There are a few problems with his text. First, he was off work for most of the day, therefore the one in charge of supervising the 3 assignments we agreed she’d complete daily. Second, the message is judgmental, inflammatory, and inaccurate. My child is afraid to ask me about her French and Spanish homework? I ask her if this is true. She says no. His behavior around homework and his criticism about how I help or don’t help her with homework just makes her experience of doing homework in a pandemic more stressful for her. Her parents shouldn’t be arguing about her homework.
His criticism is extra enraging, because I haven’t had a full-time job since I became a parent. I am here for the homework, and everything else at home. He should be grateful I take care of everything here. It’s an incredibly boring second job. Doesn’t he know I’d prefer to work at a nice job outside the home, especially when I’ve been stuck at home exclusively since March 12?
I call him at work to discuss his text. I ask him why only 1 of her 3 daily assignments were completed. I’m just trying to understand. He says it’s because she had online class. I tell him she only had a 9-9:20 and a 10:15. He blows up and hangs up on me. Do other people’s husbands hang up on them? He’s so rude. She starts to work on her French and falls asleep. The day is hot and humid and sunny. I get some peace with him gone and her asleep. I enjoy the quiet.
Aside from spending quiet time alone (and I doubt I’ll do much of that, because I have no where to go because of the pandemic), I don’t feel I have much to look forward to this weekend. Vinh didn’t even say hello when he came in from work tonight. I know he’s probably disgruntled that he has only DJ’d one night in months. But if he had a mindfulness practice or a few good friends he wouldn’t be in a bad mood so often at home, especially around anything involving homework. Homework is not even a topic worth getting upset about during a pandemic.
Kristen Paulson-Nguyen / Giddy Up! /
Today wasn’t as bad as the day before, although I’m floating in time like a jellyfish. Revising my memoir again, and I have nightmares often as a result. In the most recent one, I buried a gun in a hole in the woods. Reading Gita’s latest 30 pages last night I had goosebumps often. I was riveted to the page for most of it.
Vinh didn’t have to work until 2 so I went for a run/walk. I forgot my mask. But it’s almost impossible to run with a mask because, well, you can’t breathe with one on. As I ran through the Arboretum someone called to me. It was Samantha, my life coach, barely recognizable wearing a black mask. “Sorry I forgot my mask,” I called as I ran by. I don’t really like running but not much choice now in breaking a sweat and it boosts my mood 90 percent. I need that.
I talked to Michelle and read her some of my new stuff from my memoir and she commented. She’s really good at giving feedback and it encouraged me to keep going. In the morning I shut myself up on the third floor and worked on my memoir. Vinh was in a better mood. He made me some fried rice for lunch. He was there in the morning and therefore in charge of Lily’s “homeschooling,” also known as tracking down Zoom addresses. Then I shifted gears and did a BLOTC post. Fridays are hard because the weekend with Lily looms and there is quite literally nothing to do. If I was alone, I would be free. But with a child you have to constantly think of what they’ll be doing. And right now she has nobody to play with, so it all falls on me 90% of the time. I absolutely hate it. I ordered a kind of artsy robe from an artist and it made me feel better.
After our day was done, we went to the grocery store. Stop and Shop was as usual out of cart wipes. There is nothing else to do but go to the grocery store or Walgreeen’s. I bought Lily a stuffie at Walgreen’s and her other stuffie came in the mail; we found it when we got home. It’s pretty sad when a big event is a delivery on your doorstep. Vinh brought masks for mom and Pat, which was nice. It’s annoying that he’s totally obsessed with our daughter. Ok, love her, great. But every word out of his mouth is about her. I’m totally invisible.
Kristen Paulson-Nguyen / Giddy Up! /
How did your quarantine day go? Mine wasn’t great. I have high blood pressure. I don’t know if I’m going to survive this quarantine. Not because of COVID, but because of my family stress, and because I was on a roll just before life was brought to a screeching halt: going to the gym, taking care of my health. I could go to a cafe to write. I felt I’d barely survive a school cancellation through early May. Now I’m looking at another two months in hell. School closed March 12.
I feel like my body is falling apart. My left arm aches and I’ve gained weight and my hair looks terrible. I don’t dare take my blood pressure.
When I woke up, my daughter was already on my iPhone, my husband at work. Pre-quarantine I was up early to work out, but now sleep is elusive and patchy. I would love to have a job outside the home right now, because I am slowly losing my sanity here. As a pharmacist he gets to escape the four walls, but the downside is that, despite being encased in PPE he’s worried—we’re all worried—he’ll get COVID.
My life coach offered me a free 15 minute session this morning. She’s the first person who has thought to ask me in the pandemic: “How’s your mental health?” I’m ok, but I have few places to vent. Everyone is having a difficult time.
It has become the best way to cope with “homeschooling,” a job I didn’t ask for and didn’t want, dumped unceremoniously on to to my existing jobs: spouse, mother, lit mag editor, alumni board member for my writing program, editor for a website, and writer of a memoir in progress.
Only one of the above jobs I do pays, and so far it’s still paying, although it’s more difficult to do that job now, with my daughter at home. Her morning consists of a ludicrous amount of Zoom sessions. Usually she’s unable to find the right information, so most of my time is spent chasing down Zoom passwords. I’ve been trying to teach her basic computer skills, which I thought she was learning at private school. She was not.
My husband is the world’s worst homeschooling partner. He grills our daughter on math until 11 p.m. He has no sense of humor. Her bedtime used to be a nice 9 p.m. He is constantly cranky. I am never doing enough with homeschooling, despite the fact that I’ve been here all day, every day, since March 12, reading the school emails, explaining things to our daughter, chasing down Zoom passwords, and attending a parent Zoom. When he gets home from work, he acts as if I’ve done nothing all day. Doesn’t the school get it? It takes all our resources to stay healthy and cope right now. School is a luxury.
How am I supposed to do homeschooling, when my basic needs are barely being met? Where is my wellspring of patience supposed to come from? I quit homeschooling last week, but this week I’m back at it. I have no choice. I’ve made my suggestions on the school survey—no school until fall; we’ll catch up then. She’s in fourth grade. We’ll survive.
So my daughter FaceTimes with her friend on my phone. She plays with a drawing app she installed on my phone. She takes pictures and makes movies with my phone. She texts with my phone. There are no more playdates. There’s just me, trying to write.
I tried to work on my book while my daughter went through her series of Zoom meetings on her computer. The book is almost three hundred pages and I need to fix the order of events somehow. My neighbor started power-washing his car or doing something loud and mechanical. It was enraging. I stuffed my ears with silicone earplugs and it helped.
At lunch time I made my daughter a tofu dog and she heated up leftover shrimp dumplings on her own. We ate lunch. I went back upstairs to work on the paying gig. I ate some sour jellybeans, shared some with my daughter. I thought about going outside but I felt depressed and unmotivated. I was sick of being in charge. I texted a friend who is a lifeline but didn’t want to burden her with any of this because she is going through so much.
The time before my husband gets home was just as interminable as it always is. In the evening I went on Zoom to attend a poetry reading. I started to fall under the spell of the words, although I wanted to be anywhere but here. My husband called my phone angrily from the kitchen, where he was preparing dinner. “Lily’s degu escaped and now I’m burning the asparagus!” I’ve had my work day and somehow I’m still on duty. I had to interrupt the poetry to help find the animal. The animal was found. I’d love to protest my working conditions but I have nowhere else to go. Dinner was silent. Sleep will be difficult.
Kristen Paulson-Nguyen / Giddy Up! / climate change, fresh ideas /
OUCH! Weather whiplash.
Kristen Paulson-Nguyen / Giddy Up! / cloud, ideas, new word /
Accumulus clouds. Full of stuff.
Kristen Paulson-Nguyen / Giddy Up! / unbridled ride /
Wall sits, Wall Street, Wall St. Wall sit. Boardroom table with people around the table “seated” without chairs. Some kind of caption, maybe “the emperor’s new chairs.” Boss sits in a real chair. Employees sit in imaginary chairs, saying how comfortable they are.