Jitterati
Jitterati-the shade grown shady coffee elite. Park slopes and Tanzanian terraces. Never say Box O’ Joe. Scald your tongues if you utter the words.
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New Types of Clouds
Accumulus clouds. Full of stuff. 
Drone Humor
Kid and mom walking home from school. Drone follows at a discreet distance. “Mom, can we take him home, pleeeease?”